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Exclusive: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned
Posted on Wednesday, April 20 @ 20:53:33 PDT by Jeff Carter

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Recently, astronomers at the Mt. Rumi Science Learn-a-torium released recordings made by deep space radio telescopes that pin point the location of hell.

The recordings were made during a series of observations of a black hole in the Virgo galaxy. Black holes are incredibly massive objects in deep space that create gravitational fields so powerful that space itself is curved around them. Stars, planets, even light itself is ‘sucked’ into these black holes. And, as recently revealed, so are the souls of the damned.

In these recordings one can clearly hear the sound of shrieking and crying souls. “Their cries are pitiful,” said Dr. Drusba, chief of stuff at the Learn-a-torium. “If you listen carefully you can even hear what sounds like teeth grinding,’ he added.

Prominent theologian Dr. Jack Van Impe believes this is vindication of the Biblical doctrine of Hell. “Now, this black hole, it sucks in all light and all energy so that it is totally black. This one has sucked up two billion, three hundred million suns plus millions of dwarf stars – and dwarf stars never loose their heat; it goes on forever and ever. And these dwarf stars make the heat inside these black holes 25 million to 30 million degrees Fahrenheit.

“Consider this and then quit saying there couldn’t be a hell. 25 million to 30 million degrees Fahrenheit! Now this is interesting because Jesus mentioned a place of ‘outer darkness’ in Matthew 8:12 and Matthew 25:30 and Jude verse 13 also calls it the ‘blackness of darkness forever.’ Think about it.” *

Steven Hawking was unavailable for comment.

* April 9, 2005 - www.thegospel.org/Pages/JVIM.asp

Matthew 8:12 “but the children of the kingdom will be thrown out into the darkness outside, where there will be weeping and grinding of teeth.

Matthew 25:30 “as for this good-for-nothing servant, throw him into the darkness outside, where there will be weeping and grinding of teeth.

Jude 12 like wild sea waves with their own shame for foam; or like wandering stars for whom the gloom of darkness is stored up for ever.



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Jeff Carter is a columnist for PlanetPreterist.com. Jeff is an officer in the Salvation Army, working as an Administrator of the Social Services and Pastor of the Church.

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Re: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned (Score: 1)
by JL (jl@planetpreterist.com) on Wednesday, April 20 @ 21:13:47 PDT
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Jeff,

You are good. This will be a classic.

JL


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Re: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned (Score: 1)
by revkev201 (jaskev@gmail.com) on Thursday, April 21 @ 05:13:55 PDT
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Good article! My only critisicm: It should have been posted on the first of the month.

Grace, and thanks for the laugh.

Kevin Cox


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Re: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned (Score: 1)
by Parker on Thursday, April 21 @ 05:41:08 PDT
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This is great comedy. Something similar was floated to the christian public back in the 1980s. Only back then, it was some drilling down to the core of the earth. "Scientists" supposedly lowered down sonic equipment and heard the voices of the damned and such.

JVI ministries is the National Enquirer meets Art Bell, only with less credibility.


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Re: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned (Score: 1)
by Virgil on Thursday, April 21 @ 06:28:49 PDT
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Bwahaha! Jeff...how come you weren't that funny in person? :)


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Re: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned (Score: 1)
by leslie on Thursday, April 21 @ 08:48:53 PDT
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Did they say if they had heard Satan yell,The time is at hand, Please let me out of this bottomless pit, so I can reek havic for a little while rev. 20:3?


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Re: Radio Telescope Record Cries of the Damned (Score: 1)
by davo on Thursday, April 21 @ 14:21:46 PDT
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Here ya go fellas:

Sounds like Hell

davo


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