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Top Ten Investment Tips to get ready for the Moshiach Era
Posted on Tuesday, October 12 @ 04:19:55 PDT by Albert Persohn

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Got Some Extra Cash? This came from the Kosher Top Ten, the link is at the bottom.

10. Stay away from defense and biotech companies: stock prices are going to plummet once war is abolished and the sick are miraculously healed.

9. Corner the commodities market on frankincense, myrrh, techelet...

8. Buy Israeli real estate. Prices are going to skyrocket when the dead come back to occupy the land. (For the best bargains, grab up land in the "occupied territories"- namely Jordan, Iraq, Syria...)

7. Sell swords, buy plowshares.

6. Make friends with as many Cohanim as possible. With proper planning, you could eat BBQ every day for the next thousand years!

5. A ticket to Israel. Duh!

4. If you are a media mogul, buy broadcast rights in the Beit Hamikdash. Succot services will get better ratings than the Super Bowl!

3. Get in on Ebay.com. The amount of people bidding on things such as the shofar used by Moshiach, Moshaich's robe, Moshiach's donkey's dung are going to be insane. Fakes and replicas are gonna drive this industry to the max.

2. Torah and mitzvot have always been considered surefire blue chip assets.

1. Who cares about investing. Aren't the Goyim supposed to support us?

For More Of The Same Goto: http://www.bangitout.com/koshertopten.html

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Albert Persohn is a columnist for PlanetPreterist.com. Albert Persohn is the senior pastor of Botany City Church in Sydney, Australia, a church of two congregations, one English and one Indonesian. Albert has a heart for small churches and a desire to plant churches in Australia. He was born in Canada in '58, served with Wyclife Bible Translators in Equador, the Philippines and Australia as an Electronics tech.

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